When it comes to titles of football autobiographies, the philosophy is very much 'keep it simple'.
To celebrate World Book Day, we thought we'd compile a list of some of the dreariest, most uninspired or just plain baffling titles that footballers have given to their books over the years.
They may have all been fine players and/or managers in their respective days, but this lot came down with a severe case of writer's block when it came to putting the finishing touch to their autobiographies.
Which past Premier League champion called their autobiography "Tackles Like A Ferret?" Take a look below…